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Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Marry me. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care…

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Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the…

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21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! [Parallax Post]

21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! [Parallax Post]

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11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. [Vimeo Video]

11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. [Vimeo Video]

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate…

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What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Afternoon delight Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging…

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18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?

18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?

Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean? Camelot! Burn her! We want a shrubbery!! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! I’m not dead! Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We…

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These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. The Rebel Force I need your help,…

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These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and…

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