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These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected [Video Post]

These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected [Video Post]

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just…

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These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. [Right Sidebar]

These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. [Right Sidebar]

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s…

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27 Truly Terrifying Tattoos That Will Haunt

27 Truly Terrifying Tattoos That Will Haunt

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Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes [SoundCloud Player]

Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes [SoundCloud Player]

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I call it luck….

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What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.

What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural Born Kissers A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing…

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This Is The Damage A Presidential Term Or Two Can Do. Look At Those Wrinkles!

This Is The Damage A Presidential Term Or Two Can Do. Look At Those Wrinkles!

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Army of Ghosts You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Sorry, checking all the…

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The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy! The Deep South Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s…

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