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These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected [Video Post]

These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected [Video Post]

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just…

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These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. [Right Sidebar]

These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. [Right Sidebar]

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s…

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Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the…

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21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! [Parallax Post]

21 Important Life Lessons You Can Learn From Sheeps! [Parallax Post]

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What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Afternoon delight Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging…

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Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes [SoundCloud Player]

Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes [SoundCloud Player]

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I call it luck….

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8 Heartbreaking Pictures That Will Make You Appreciate Life

8 Heartbreaking Pictures That Will Make You Appreciate Life

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Road Kill God created pudding, and then he rested. You all right, Dexter? I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m going to…

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These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. The Rebel Force I need your help,…

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These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and…

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